Boom Shakalaka

Wel.............. i finished. Yes thats right, i have completed a second year at uni. It was tiring, but i hope i pass this semester.
My exams were hard, but they all are. The last one i did today wasn't too bad, i had studied on all the questions asked.
So, after my last exam i went over to Fiona's to give her a study break. We went to Metro Maddington where we looked at some shops, ate lunch, did some shopping. We bumped into Travis while we were there, Hi Trav!.
Anyway, i'm still feeling a little tired so i'll keep this short.
Now that i've finished i will have more free time. So that means more exciting things for my blog. Expect some big changes.
Its time for me to go play some computer games now...... For The Horde!

Soon

From my countdown timer there is less then 23 hours till i finish.
My last exam is Linear Systems Modellin 232 at 8:30am. My mobile will be switched off Alyce, they can put you down for cheating if your mobile goes off.
Anyway, i'll be free soon, then i can start hanging out with everyone. This means i can also learn the slides for the Carols night, i wouldn't want to stuff that up....
Till i see you again.
Tally Ho!

Things I Need....

I saw on a website an interesting idea. You do a google search of "-your name- needs". So i searched for "matthew needs". Then you list the first 10 things of what you need.

Matthew needs your help now!

Matthew needs a time out! And a hug!

Matthew needs to know what is expected of him

Matthew needs a Place to Sleep During the Day

Matthew needs a fine instrument

Matthew needs a family that is structured and consistent

Matthew needs marketing and advertising

Matthew needs a Mother's Day gift

Matthew needs a winter coat

Matthew needs to double his fluid intake and drink way more than an ordinary child

Those are some weird results. I'll like to see what other people get. Just be careful your safesearch is on. Otherwise we might get some really weird answers.

The incedental incident

Driving along at a comfortable speed of 50km/h. The window down with a nice breeze filling the car.
The sound of schreeching tires, followed by the thump of two cars impacting echoed through the hills. A white sedan spun out of control and slide off the side of the road. A ute pulled over to the side with half its bumper hanging off.
Today i witnessed a car accident. A white sedan indicated, to which side i don't know, it turned right when the ute, tail-gating behind, decided to over take. He T-boned the sedan, which spun off the road. I quickly pulled over to see if the woman in the sedan was alright. The side of her car was smashed in, she had hit her head on the window. Another person pulled over and several people from around the area came out to see what happened.
I waited around 30mins before the police arrived, i gave a statement to an officer, but i still need to fill out some paperwork and post it in.
The woman was alright, she was just shaken up.
Thats my exciting afternoon, so what did you get up to?

You never know when these tips will come in handy!

If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug
of boiling water down its throat. The blockage is almost
instantly removed.

Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop away.

Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate
bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the darn thing in the first
place.

Make bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring
a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.

Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by
filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then
urinating into it, before jumping in.

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the
object you wish to view.

Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of
oncoming traffic.

Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes
again.

Hijackers. Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest, imprisonment
or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your intended
destination in the first place.

Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by
running a bit slower.

Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal.
Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc
'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know any difference.

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always circle the
stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing
machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has
gone.

High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Heavy smokers. Don't throw away those filters from the end of your
cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to
insulate your roof.

Always pooh at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but
you'll also be getting paid for it.

Nissan Micra drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car
before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgem cars
anyway, so it may as well look like one.

A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep.

Alyce and Rima about to play the balloon relay in children's church 

showing the kids how its done 

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A mad hurry to get things done 

"it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a" 

And those are their normal faces 

Them hogging all the tape... 

Elephants

Why elephants can't fly......
Their fat! I'm sorry to say this but those bloated, bulbous, stampeding creatures are just to heavy to get their fat back sides off the floor.
They've been given wings on their head so they can fly, but nooooo, they just kept eating till they became too heavy to get anywhere.
I mean, we all know they could fly, we saw Dumbo do it.
They've been given a gift but they blew it.
So if you've been given a gift, use it! If you don't you'll just turn into a lard butt like those elephants. And don't get me started on those penguins......

I said i would tell you when i got them...... i got them 

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"Renewing Your Passion For Christ" conference. It was amazing, the spirit of the Lord filled the room. 

Travis hiding 

Gary Wilkenson preaching, he was great 

The big crowd... 

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My Post

I thought i should make some kind of effort into making a post. But sadly i'm worn out, i'm tired.
There is just so much work that i need to finish before i finish this semester.
This is all your getting for now, and probably for awhile, so there.