Elephants

Why elephants can't fly......
Their fat! I'm sorry to say this but those bloated, bulbous, stampeding creatures are just to heavy to get their fat back sides off the floor.
They've been given wings on their head so they can fly, but nooooo, they just kept eating till they became too heavy to get anywhere.
I mean, we all know they could fly, we saw Dumbo do it.
They've been given a gift but they blew it.
So if you've been given a gift, use it! If you don't you'll just turn into a lard butt like those elephants. And don't get me started on those penguins......